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Overwatch 2’s D.Va makes people beat it on Pornhub

It has been brought to my attention that Blizzard is not the only one having busy servers since the launch of Overwatch 2. Pornhub – one of the leading websites in ‘singleplayer’ entertainment – has been experiencing a spike in D.Va porn searches. In fact, the fictive Korean Mech-riding beauty is good for a Top 5 ranking.

Should that surprise any of us? Hardly. Websites like Pornhub have been flooded with animated game-related porn for quite some time now. League of Legends, NieR Automata, Lara Croft, Final Fantasy… they all form a good source of meat-beating material. I mean, who can forget about that adult Tifa Lockheart vid that “accidentally” got shown during a meeting of the Italian senate?

Anywho, D.Va is once more the queen of the animated porn scene, according to Kotaku. And being a good reporter, I’ve checked. For research purposes only, of course. I mean, it’s not like I’m going to sift through Pornhub to see what kind of D.Va or other Overwatch-related videos are out there.

But hey, if you feel like going there to validate my report, don’t let me stop you. But remember, Incognito Mode is your friend. And so is a headset. Plus, and I can’t stress this enough, make sure you’re not connected to the Bluetooth Hi-Fi system in the living room. Once that well-known intro tune hits, you’re beyond saving, my friend.