Croteam seriously launched Serious Sam: Siberian Mayhem

Are you in the market for a horrible shooter? No, I am not referring to Battlefield 2042, but to Serious Sam: Siberian Mayhem, a game so bad that it might just be good. As of today, weird indie publisher Devolver and slightly demented developer Croteam have unleashed the stand-alone expansion of Serious Sam 4 upon us. With dubious honor, might I add?

But honestly, I’m actually underselling this work of wonder by not mentioning the timeless effort that Timelock Studios has put into it. What started off as a mod has now turned into a serious stand-alone chapter in the series. If your imagination is as limited as Sam’s sense of humor, let me show you what’s to expect.

Uhhu, that’s right. More ugly fuckers, with and without heads, trying to ruin your peachy day. Don’t let the frost fool you, buckeroo. Shit’s about to get real toasty in Siberia. So grab a gun or two (or more, whatever dude) and get ‘serious’ on those extra-terrestrial ass-mullets. Head on over to Steam and grab your copy today for just twenty bucks! If you already own Serious Sam 4, you’re even treated to a little discount. So don’t wait until it goes free-to-play because it sucks, because sucking is Sam’s specialty. Wait… that didn’t come out right…

Just get the effing game, jeez…