TMNT: Shredder’s Revenge lets April O’Neil bust balls in 2022

If you’re an 80’s kid, you’re no stranger to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. And there’s an off-chance that you also had a weird crush on April O’Neil too. If that was the case, get ready for some involuntary tight undies, because she’s going to make an appearance in Dotemu’s TMNT: Shredder’s Revenge. And it’s not just another cameo. Nope. She’s actually going to crack some Foot Clan cojones next year.

Mhmmm, that’s right. April isn’t only good with a camera and a microphone. She’s also quite adept when it comes to preventing Foot Clan riff-raff from reproducing. Did I get you curious now? Well… did I? Figured as much. Take a look below to see what I mean.

See? I’m not all bullshit, you know. April knows how to look cute as a button while preemptively crippling potential Foot babies. Kick it, hit it, and drop the mic. Like it’s just another day at the office. Looks great! But that music… I dunno, man.

What I do know is the confirmed release window, which is 2022. Yeah, I know… that’s not really narrowing down things, but that’s not something I can help. At least it gives you time to deal with your dormant, tucked-away April O’Neil crush. Maybe talk to your significant other about that before she spots you with a major bulge while playing TMNT: Shredder’s Revenge.

Wanna know more about this obvious throwback to the days of yonder? Head on over to the game’s official website. And while you’re at it, you might be interested in my blog about those days of yonder. You know, when snowflakes didn’t rule the world.